a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.
guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude
other guy: dude what'd you do?
guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!
other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!
other guy: dude what'd you do?
guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!
other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!
by penissnatcher March 30, 2009
guy: ..and when she came she yelled out "bunnybunnybunny"
friend: WTF?
guy: she was so turned on, she had to bunny out
friend: WTF?
guy: she was so turned on, she had to bunny out
by penissnatcher March 30, 2009
dude: go down on me baby
girl: am i gonna get some too this time?
dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey
girl: fuck this then!
girl: am i gonna get some too this time?
dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey
girl: fuck this then!
by penissnatcher March 30, 2009