The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows, which is then swept from one side of the head to the other in a futile attempt to look as if he has a full head of hair.
A word used by those who graduated 6th grade English way too long ago. It is used to describe a person who was falsely accused and is pretty pissed off. Not to be confused with the word “scapegoat” for that makes too much sense.
“Did you hear Judy was falsely accused last night?”-Hana
“Damn bro I didn’t know they’d make her into a scrapgoat like that.”-Your dumbass friend Alex
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.