bogies

The crustaceous, or lumpy snotty waste product which develops up ones nostrils, usually removed by either blowing ones nose into a handkerchief or by picking ones nose.

He picked the bogies from his nose and ate them.

by wakokid October 12, 2010

Scraptoft

The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows, which is then swept from one side of the head to the other in a futile attempt to look as if he has a full head of hair.

hairflap
bald
wig
scraptoft

by wakokid September 28, 2010

Humen

More than one human. The plural for 'human'

In the laboratory there were a mixture of chimpanzees and humen.

by wakokid November 29, 2010