Scottaholic

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.

Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"

by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

scotcholicious

A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.

Mike how is the taste of that Scotch bacon you've prepared?

Mike-"Scotcholicious!".

by themaddefiner May 27, 2014

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007

slothaholic

someone who has a addiction to sloths, but also has no hope for the future and will die alone with furry cats.

that weirdo over there is a slothaholic

by bananamonkey21 February 19, 2017

Scootaholic

Someone who is sexually attracted to scooters

Dude... i think I'm a scootaholic

by Adrien5674 December 31, 2020

Slothaholic

An infant who is addicted to fortnite

“That kids is a SlothAHOLIC”

by Dixxxie Normmous March 9, 2018