Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.
by TomTom satnav January 29, 2009
Get the Scortchmug. an insult; like a burn but cooler
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006
Get the scortchmug. After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.
by c0maVT January 05, 2010
Get the Scortch Muffinzmug. 
Get the scortched to oblivionmug.