scortch

an insult; like a burn but cooler
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006
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Scortch

You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time.
Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.
by TomTom satnav January 26, 2009
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Scortch Muffinz

After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.
After eating spicy indian food, Jonny had some bad scortch muffinz.
by c0maVT January 04, 2010
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scortched to oblivion

scortched to oblivion
Our crops were scortched to oblivion
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