(adj.)
1. An object or said phrase that has a response (from recipient of receiver of object or phrase) that is equal to having a giant testicular sack put, spontaneously, into said person's mouth.
All these high schoolers write with such scopious wording, I just have to give them F's, and I know they just go home, put on Simple Plan and cut themselves because of it.
Someone whos name is Scott, and so coincidentally can be nicknamed "Scoptimus Prime". However to be given this nickname the person has to be a winner at some sort of specificactivity