(adj.)
1. An object or said phrase that has a response (from recipient of receiver of object or phrase) that is equal to having a giant testicular sack put, spontaneously, into said person's mouth.
All these high schoolers write with such scopious wording, I just have to give them F's, and I know they just go home, put on Simple Plan and cut themselves because of it.
Someone whos name is Scott, and so coincidentally can be nicknamed "Scoptimus Prime". However to be given this nickname the person has to be a winner at some sort of specific activity
*Whilst playing hearts*
Scott: Fuck yeah shot the moon faggots
James: Ah shit, Scoptimus Prime just Dominatedus
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"