|Skoōz| The act of stimulating a girl's genitalia in a public area or social situation with many people around and remaining unobserved.
Bill: I totally scoozed that girl last night at the fondue party.
Andie: Really? How did we not notice?
Bill: You were drunk.
Andie: Really? How did we not notice?
Bill: You were drunk.
by skoozer84 November 21, 2010
A derogatory term used to describe someone who is acting a fool, or someone who is quite the goober. Someone who is being a general nuisance.
Jerry: *drops cup of McDonalds coffee in Bill’s brand new 1994 Mazda Miata*
Bill: “God damnit Jerry you fuckin Scooz”
Bill: “God damnit Jerry you fuckin Scooz”
by SpreadEmGrandma August 19, 2022
by RockinRaccoon November 27, 2016
A phrase used instead of
a) Do you have a tin of tomato's?
b) Can I steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) Do you have any spare change I can steal?
a) Do you have a tin of tomato's?
b) Can I steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) Do you have any spare change I can steal?
by Duodarkeh December 05, 2010
Bernda: Hey Jury, scooze me.
Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready
Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!
Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready
Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!
by Bernda November 12, 2008
by WhatisapseudonymHELP January 25, 2023