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Scooz

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|Skoōz| The act of stimulating a girl's genitalia in a public area or social situation with many people around and remaining unobserved.
Bill: I totally scoozed that girl last night at the fondue party.
Andie: Really? How did we not notice?
Bill: You were drunk.
Scooz by skoozer84 November 23, 2010
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Scooz

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A derogatory term used to describe someone who is acting a fool, or someone who is quite the goober. Someone who is being a general nuisance.
Jerry: *drops cup of McDonalds coffee in Bill’s brand new 1994 Mazda Miata*
Bill: “God damnit Jerry you fuckin Scooz”
Scooz by SpreadEmGrandma August 19, 2022
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Related Words
scoozie • scoozy • Scooz • Scooz' Beef • scooze • Scooze Me • scoozens • scoozenbomb • scoozer • Scoozey

Scooz' Beef

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A phrase used instead of

a) Do you have a tin of tomato's?
b) Can I steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) Do you have any spare change I can steal?
Scooz' Beef" "No I'm sorry I don't have a tin of tomato's, a wife, or any spare change.
Scooz' Beef by Duodarkeh December 14, 2010
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Scooby Dune

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A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.
"Yeah I gave my side bitch a mad Scooby Dune fam, but on God her dad had a better ass."
Scooby Dune by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019

Scooch a mooch 

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when something/someone is in the way
*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016
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Scooch a mooch 

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Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Get out the way, scooch a mooch !
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
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scooby doo stream

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a twitch stream that is absolute dog shit
“bro did you see quackity’s jackbox stream with the feral boys?”

“yeah, it was such a scooby doo stream.”
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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