scoozy

Todays definition of a scoozie is a blonde named Jessie which I’m sure we all know a whore in our area that’s blonde and a midget so we’ll just use Jessie as an example name

A scoozie is Dating a guy who’s husband material then go fucks a dude who’s a professional rapist behind his back also can’t drive most likely has mommy and daddy issues broke as fuck legally midget fucked up teeth other short word terms to match this up would be whore , hoe ,slut, skank ,cock gobbler ,blownout blonde cum guzzler , cum dumpster , burnout , the town bicycle , horny greedy bitch ,dick hungry ,dick breath , brainless, STD BANK ,dick parking lot ,cunty fagbag ,mind pricked , dick coozie , cock sock , rotten vag , dumb hoe , prick master , dick abyss , loser ass buzzkill , burnt burger , white bitch , white , commie cum catcher , horse girl , cum skunk , dick absorber, dick magnet , fucked up teef ,skink , low class dumb broad , gold digger ,psychotic whore ,depressed loser ,dick dreamer ,Ritter bike rider, pickle licker ,crab infested ,loose as a goose, well that’s all that needs to be said here

by CreamNBeef November 20, 2022

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Scoozie

A dumb retarded cunt

Shut up you fucken fat scoozie

by Scoozie inventor November 29, 2020

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scoozi

A term used to excuse an accident or mistake by an individual. When this term is used the previous actions of the person become instantly forgiven with our without the other persons consent, no matter how horrific the action.

If the word "excuse" and "me" were to fuck and make a baby. It would be named "scoozi".

Guy 1:

Dude, I got really drunk last night and banged your sister but it was a scoozi.

Guy 2:

So long as you put it that way. We're cool.

or...

Guy 1:

I accidentally shot and killed like 50 people last night but it was a scoozi.

Guy 2:

It's all good. It's a scoozi.

by Jason M. Anderson August 12, 2011

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