Scooterped 

Surprisingly unamusing alternative to 'scooter' or 'moped' - a combination of the two, often used by rich, moped-riding chavs.

"Yo man, nuffink like a scooterped, bet it's rapid"

Scooterped by Alex C January 20, 2005

scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

scoobered 

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned

oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered

scoobered by jack watson February 27, 2008

scootered 

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

scoobered 

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.

The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.

scoobered by guytheginger May 6, 2018

Sclootered 

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

Sclootered by Elfangorax September 22, 2009

scooterpoot 

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007