scootercide

when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit

me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch

by ur all noobs March 9, 2019

scootercone

when a guy straps a dildo on his head and fucks a girl head-first like a unicore on pcp

marc gave liz the scootercone on the pool table to the delight of everyone who was watching

by paul benito thompson February 24, 2008

scooterize

To trick women/men into giving their panties by buying them massive amounts of tequila in order to make a homemade pillowcase.

Did you see Marty over there trying to scooterize Bruce with all that tequila? That's the third pair he got this week!

by degenerate beaver smasher December 8, 2011

scootertude

The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.

Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.

by daisyk February 20, 2011

Scooterfied

The term often used when someone extremely overconstruct a simple project or task,that otherwise wouldve taken not long to complete.

examples include,

*Extreme boxing setups for dropsaw covers

*PVC piping used for packers on a dropsaw bench

*

Look at that bench it must be Scooterfied

by A keen eye February 2, 2015

scooterkid

når man er irriterende og kører på løbehjul. Hedder ofte emil og otto

Åh ham emil han er bare sådan en fuckin scooterkid

by krøllemasteren March 31, 2016

Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 20, 2020