Schwitt

A s c w i t t i s a p e r s o n w h o i s t h e s o m e t h i n g . . .

Jack Antonoff: King Kirby is a schwitt.

Jeff Kravitz: No, Commander Chicken is more of a schwitt.

by PepeParkParkRanger December 27, 2023

Schitty

When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.

"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"

by wavyg July 16, 2014

David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.

Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012

schgittor

1. An expression to describe something that is unbelieveable. Be it brilliant or appalling.
2. Also used to express astonishment someone who acts in an extreme manner be it good or bad.

This term originated in North Central Manchester, England, U.K. hence the 'or' at the end of schgitt (pronounced sshhhgitt)aka 'shit'. It is spelt as it is said.

"This is Stuart, he has an IQ of 228"

"Schgittor!"

by Gregsy October 16, 2008

schwifty

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

Schitts creek

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay

why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists

by ewdavid January 2, 2021