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Schwim Schwam 

The act of swimming in the vaginal region. Schwim schwam can also be defined as intercourse or getting some butt.
Mean, If I get done work early, may I get some schwim schwam?

*using this phrase may increase your chances of getting some schwim schwam.
Schwim Schwam by K. C. Venable September 19, 2017

Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2
"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"
Schwicky Schwag by ferkon December 6, 2020

schwimmer fatigue 

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."
A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.
"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.
I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!
schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016
To be stoned or high from cannabis use.
Q: "Hey mate, you schmim?"
A: "Yeah bud, über schmim."
Schmim by BigBlackCats November 17, 2014