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Schwimbo 

Also reffered to as „Player“.
The most beautiful gentleman walking under the sun. A highly intelligent, angelic, big-dicked guy. His voice sounds sweet like a warm-buttered honeytoast. Many might see him as a stranger. Some may see him as a friend. Mostly everyone is attracted to his extraordinary well-trained body. Uber funny mf known for his terrific jokes and eloquent humor; an absolute pussy magnet.
Did you see Schwimbos dingo dingo in gym yesterday..“
„I want to bang Schwimbo so hard!“
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schwombo 

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.
"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"
schwombo by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018
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Schwimbiggidoo

Originated for a 1 year old baby.

A word meaning to laugh upsettingly at somebody elses misfortune whilst drinking English tea.
I had a Schwimbiggidoo

schwimbagg

A person that is a coward when it comes to facing up to the gangsta outlaws.
whatta schwimbagg!

schwimble 

A snarky, weird guy, who only cares about himself, based off Guy Deghy in "Espionage" A Camel to Ride (1963).
"You hear about John? He got himself in a car accident yesterday and he sued the victims!"
"He's such a schwimble!"