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Schwimbo 

Also reffered to as „Player“.
The most beautiful gentleman walking under the sun. A highly intelligent, angelic, big-dicked guy. His voice sounds sweet like a warm-buttered honeytoast. Many might see him as a stranger. Some may see him as a friend. Mostly everyone is attracted to his extraordinary well-trained body. Uber funny mf known for his terrific jokes and eloquent humor; an absolute pussy magnet.
„Did you see Schwimbos dingo dingo in gym yesterday..“
„I want to bang Schwimbo so hard!“
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schwombo 

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.
"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"
schwombo by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018
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Schwimbiggidoo

Originated for a 1 year old baby.

A word meaning to laugh upsettingly at somebody elses misfortune whilst drinking English tea.
I had a Schwimbiggidoo

schwimbagg

A person that is a coward when it comes to facing up to the gangsta outlaws.
whatta schwimbagg!
schwimbagg by swaggerpunchers July 2, 2011

schwimble 

A snarky, weird guy, who only cares about himself, based off Guy Deghy in "Espionage" A Camel to Ride (1963).
"You hear about John? He got himself in a car accident yesterday and he sued the victims!"
"He's such a schwimble!"
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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