schwimity 

verb. to frantically swim across a body of water unexpectedly while fully clothed

I was walking over the bridge and next thing I knew, I had to schwimity my way back to shore.

schwimity by Grott Scam March 25, 2011

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

get schwifty 

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015

J-Schwiggity 

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

J-Schwiggity by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

shwigity shwaa 

A term for the area of South Oshawa, A GM town east of Toronto, with lots of rundown apartments, and people.

Butch: We are heading out to Oshawa tonight to visit Alex.... Jimmy: The Shwaa, where does he live?
Butch: The Shwigity shwaa.
Jimmy: Nice.

shwigity shwaa by Shwigity November 15, 2007