A snarky, weird guy, who only cares about himself, based off Guy Deghy in "Espionage" A Camel to Ride (1963).
"You hear about John? He got himself in a car accident yesterday and he sued the victims!"
"He's such a schwimble!"
"He's such a schwimble!"
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Get the schwimble mug."I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."
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A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
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This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.
Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.
Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...
By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!
You Schnibble-head!
By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!
You Schnibble-head!
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Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
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