schwimble 

A snarky, weird guy, who only cares about himself, based off Guy Deghy in "Espionage" A Camel to Ride (1963).

"You hear about John? He got himself in a car accident yesterday and he sued the victims!"
"He's such a schwimble!"

schwimble by livingunderanoldturkishrug January 12, 2024

schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013

Schnibble 

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.

One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!

Schnibble by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009

Schwigler 

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

Schwigler by Kently March 18, 2005

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

david schwimmer by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way

YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED

schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017