Schwikle

A hispanic soccer coach.

Coach Hernandez is such a schwikle!

by ClaytonBigsby1488 October 7, 2018

douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

by areku1 February 15, 2013

Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

by Kently March 18, 2005

schwilled out

gurnee way to say getting drunk!!

megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school

man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove

by i to the an September 15, 2005

schwilled

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.

Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.

by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

ralf schwidlewski

The most amazing person ever addressed as the sexiest and funniest man alive.

Girl 1: "who is that"
Girl 2: "Ralf Schwidlewski"
Girl 1 and 2: "omg he's so hot"

by RalfCKS October 18, 2020

Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 2, 2017