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SGT SCHWENKE

A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.

The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.
chap ass is sgt Schwenke or Schwenke-san

Schenkelberg 

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.
Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.
Schenkelberg by german91 July 15, 2010

Schlenker 

An interjection of pure joy.
Oh My Schlenker!!
Schlenker by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Lauren Schweikert 

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.
I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.
Lauren Schweikert by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020
(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.
(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

Schenkelberg 

A town in Germany, also a German last name that makes you wish you had a cool last name like it.
"Hi, I'm (first name) Schenkelberg."
"Like Schenkelberg, Germany sweet!"
Schenkelberg by Schenkelberg August 26, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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