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SGT SCHWENKE

A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.

The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.
chap ass is sgt Schwenke or Schwenke-san

Schenkelberg 

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.
Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.
Schenkelberg by german91 July 15, 2010

Schlenker 

Oh My Schlenker!!
Schlenker by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Lauren Schweikert 

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.
I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.
Lauren Schweikert by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020
(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.
(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

Schenkelberg 

A town in Germany, also a German last name that makes you wish you had a cool last name like it.
"Hi, I'm (first name) Schenkelberg."
"Like Schenkelberg, Germany sweet!"
Schenkelberg by Schenkelberg August 26, 2011