Schweeds

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Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans

Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds

Schweeds by DudeGuy247 September 14, 2011

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Schweensicle

A stoners insult for a jerk

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle

Schweensicle by JManFizzle November 30, 2007

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the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

the schweede by anal expositions April 6, 2015

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Shweeds

A combination of marijuana and shisha tobacco, smoked out of a hookah/shisha.

Yo, let's go spark a coal on that shweeds dank!

Shweeds by McBrizzle April 7, 2008

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shweeds

It's that brown seedy shit that niggas be smokin wen they broke.

"Zac slang them shweeds out of Gary's lac when they was swangin sippin on that oil."

shweeds by Dishblasta August 4, 2006

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woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

woke the schweed by lexsace June 30, 2021

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Schweensicle

A stoners insult for a jerk

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle

Schweensicle by JManFizzle December 2, 2007

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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