Schweeds

Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans

Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds

by DudeGuy247 September 14, 2011

Schweensicle

A stoners insult for a jerk

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle

by JManFizzle November 30, 2007

the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

by anal expositions April 6, 2015

Shweeds

A combination of marijuana and shisha tobacco, smoked out of a hookah/shisha.

Yo, let's go spark a coal on that shweeds dank!

by McBrizzle April 7, 2008

shweeds

It's that brown seedy shit that niggas be smokin wen they broke.

"Zac slang them shweeds out of Gary's lac when they was swangin sippin on that oil."

by Dishblasta August 4, 2006

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

by lexsace June 30, 2021

Schweensicle

A stoners insult for a jerk

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle

by JManFizzle December 2, 2007