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Schweb

1. A descriptive expression to indicate a positive idea or state.
You rock man, you are so schweb!

So I asked this guy if the joint was schweb or not and he said "Oh it's schweb, nuthin schwebber." So I checked it out.
by AlexPete February 22, 2008
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Schweb

The corporate website owned used and operated by Charles Schwab Brokerage employees. Know as the “google” of schwab it contains all corporate applications for both client servicing and internal affairs
John: “Where do I go to deposit this check for the client”

Jack: “Go to the “Schweb” and search for MyDeposit to deposit the check
by BizBoi January 15, 2022
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Schweba

A term used to show that you vibe with something. Can also be used to show surprise to a statement. Most commonly used by youth.
Yo bro did you hear I got with Ava?”
“Ayy schweba!”
by Paquarri December 11, 2022
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Klaus Schwab

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.
Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.
by FightTheAlgorithm March 6, 2022
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Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab
"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"
by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020
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Schweggie

A term used in the entertainment industry; specifically in Los Angeles, California, to bring praise to someone in an award-like fashion for being extremely selfless while on the job. Named after Hollywood Producer William Allan Schwegmann, this term is becoming more and more commonly used in Hollywood vernacular.
"And the Schweggie of the day goes to...."
by HollywoodTinman May 28, 2016
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Schmebar

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.
by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010
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