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schwasty 

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.
schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
Ketchup Schwetty by YAWA July 16, 2017

Schwasty-Faced 

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
Schwasty-Faced by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.
I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls
Schwetty balls by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006
A way of deciding on something with 2 or more people. Out of one or more choices each person eliminates, or "schmatties", the option they like the least until you are left with one option that is the least worst.

verb: schmatty
formal / fully name: latty schmatty

etomology: named for Chris Latty who is indecisive
Let's schmatty between pizza, burgers, and sushi. Diedre, schmatty one.
schmatty by polishbroadcast July 16, 2020

Schwasty 

ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.
Schwasty by JD Knight June 28, 2010