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Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

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Schwasty

shit-faced/wasted

ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.

Schwasty by JD Knight June 28, 2010

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schwasty

Adj. Shoe-Ass-Tee

Used to describe something of the lowest quality, derived from schwag and nasty.

That's pretty schwasty.

Wow, that 10:1 meat is looking schwasty tonight.

schwasty by Leindurstit m'il Tyrnan November 18, 2005

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Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

Schwasty-Faced by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

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schwasty face

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

schwasty face by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

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Schwasty Faced'ed

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

Schwasty Faced'ed by Stevekok June 7, 2009

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Schwasty pants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

Schwasty pants by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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