Schwagner

A term for ex-schwag dealers who are hopelessly broke.

Hey you see that schwagner? Over there sellin' his ass on the corner for a dinner...

by Z06 July 7, 2006

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.

Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.

by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Schlanger

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

by philipsea June 2, 2015

schwagster

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.

"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately

by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

by Mark Amini August 8, 2018

Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

by Kently March 18, 2005