Schumpf

A male queef, see also dick fart.

"Oh yeah, faster. A little less teeth, baby..."

"Oh my god, did you just schumpf in my mouth?!"

by JohnnyCab01 May 11, 2010

Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

by june t March 20, 2010

Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

by Æ December 9, 2008

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009