Schputs 

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i really really really loved, when his nipple schputs on my asshole

Schputs by HugePPMale February 27, 2019

schput 

Derived from Pennsylvania Dutch, schput means to make fun of, to gently tease, or more crassly to bullshit someone. Often it is used to mock someone by offering undeserved or exaggerated praise.

When Menno praised Abe's new team of average looking horses as being a prize-winning team, he was making schput.

Knowing Menno was poking fun of his new team, Abe replied, "quit schputting me," they are just average.

schput by milshetler March 10, 2014

schputz 

1. First and firstly of all, Schputz is a sexual object used in the cleaning of infected bowels and deep throat exploration.

2. Secondly and secondly of the first one, a Schputz is an unborn fetus used in some delicacy recipes in combination with mashed brusture and scurmuse de broasca juices

3. Thirdly, and most important, a Schputz is The One, chosen messiah of the Gods sent to Neptune in the ectoplasmic carcass of a Codrin, also known as The King of All Merry Codrins. It has irrefutable magical power juices which he uses to lubricate various holes for the purpose of fornication. He does not live in one tree, he lives in all and protects them from vile Canadian lumberjacks.

1.
Joshua: Could you please help me use this Schputz? I have puss in my bowels.
Shawna: Yes, it will be an honor.

2.
Joshua: Excuse me sir, my Schputz is still blinking.
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry, honorable mister. Your meal will be gratis.

3. I tired to cut a tree once and the mighty Schputz raped my beer, after a Codrin jerked off in it. I am sad.

schputz by Afrodisiac Semasturbea December 15, 2008

Schnutschen [ ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩] 

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Eine Schnutschen ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩ ist ein unglaublich liebenswertes Wesen, betrifft sowohl Mensch als auch Tier.

Kati: "Was bist´n du für eine süße Schnutschen."

Schnutschen [ ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩] by b0iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 14, 2020

schnuts

Weary aching nuts, possibly from overstimulation or excessive sucking

Tuck away my aching schnuts...

schnuts by Laurie N May 9, 2008

schnutsies 

The state of being thin

Jim is such a schnutsies

schnutsies by @JimIsThin February 16, 2018

schlutschenheim 

the act of pouring a slushie of any flavor on a man's boy pussy and slurping it, before fucking them, inserting the cold feeling into their hole.

"Yoooo did you here about Abraham giving Nicholas an extreme schlutschenheim? He nutted so hard while receiving one!"

schlutschenheim by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020