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Weary aching nuts, possibly from overstimulation or excessive sucking
Tuck away my aching schnuts...
schnuts by Laurie N May 9, 2008
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The area between the shaft of the penis, and the nuts.
"I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my shnuts."
Shnuts by SnD_Sativa April 26, 2010

Schnetski 

Short form definition for Water-Jetski for Snow
Get the Schnetski.
I will take the Schnetski to the mountain.
Schnetski by r______ October 23, 2019
The art of shitting and nutting at the same time
That girl gave head so good she made me Schnut
Schnut by HotCosby05 June 22, 2020

Schnussel 

Pronounced "shhh-noo-sell"

1- An idiot or person with a low IQ.

2- A lame person.
1- Paris Hilton is such a schnussel

2- OMG my Maths teacher is such a schnussel
Schnussel by HellzAngeL13 August 2, 2009
The testicles. A mock-ethnic variation of nuts.
"I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did. Otherwise, you'd be lifting up your schnutz to tie your shoes." - Del Griffith, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"
schnutz by Sam Scarma July 9, 2006

Schnutschen [ ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩] 

Eine Schnutschen ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩ ist ein unglaublich liebenswertes Wesen, betrifft sowohl Mensch als auch Tier.

Kati: "Was bist´n du für eine süße Schnutschen."
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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