Schplunder 

A horrific and inevitably fatal variation on regular chunder: every orifice jettisons some form bodily fluid (appropriate to body part, eg. mouth = vom, etc..) at high velocity in unison. Christened by the infamous death of Austrian General Bastien von Schplundenmeier. Transmitted through the inhalation or consumption of fluid emmited from Schplunder.

I threw up so hard i thought i was going to Schplunder!

Schplunder by joeclemmow's snake October 18, 2010

splunderous 

There is no acutal meaning to this word. It is meant so that you can say something without actually saying something. A word for politicians.

My day was splunderous.

splunderous by Kyle Rickert July 19, 2003

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

Anal Schplinter by Aaddam August 19, 2012

schlinder 

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.

A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.

schlinder by laserost July 10, 2012

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

schlander by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

schlander by ALiv December 18, 2014

splundergasm 

When a male orgasm is very messy.
Like when you stamp on an icing bag and it explodes.

My wife made me have a splundergasm, it was a mess to clean up.

splundergasm by CreatorOfSplundergasm June 1, 2019