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Schmuckers Slap
When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
Related Words
Schmunder • schmender • Schmendersexual • Gender Schmender • schmende • Schmendrick • schmieder • schlander • Schlender • schmodder
Newt Scamander
A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug
Newt Scamander by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016
Schmunday
An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
schmendrick
A stupid and ineffectual nobody.
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
schmendrick by JSim May 4, 2010
Schmondler
Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.
Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.
Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.
Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"
Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
Schmankerl-boobie
The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
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