schplorf

meaning everyones favourite retard

yeah man thats schplorf

by schplorf March 27, 2019

schplorf

the worlds, absolute biggest bigman there has ever been. nobody will ever be a bigger man than schplorf, and 3rd biggest bossman

you are a proper schplorf innit

by worldsbiggestbossman August 21, 2019

Schploof

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.

“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”

by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

schplort

To be incapacitated

I was completely schplort

by Sedphee October 15, 2003

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005