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schplorf 

the worlds, absolute biggest bigman there has ever been. nobody will ever be a bigger man than schplorf, and 3rd biggest bossman
schplorf by worldsbiggestbossman August 21, 2019

Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.
“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”
Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
schplorking by Luke January 12, 2005

schplort 

I was completely schplort
schplort by Sedphee October 15, 2003

bel-schplork 

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.
She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.
bel-schplork by Luke January 12, 2005

wiggity-schplork 

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.
She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.
wiggity-schplork by Luke January 12, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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