Schoolchosis

Same as zoochosis, but for human students attending school. It's a lowkenuine psychological condition caused by extreme-stress in the academic year, caused by many different factors, be it high workload, lack of free time, feeling of imprisonment, etc. This leads to repetitive behaviors like nail picking, insanity, swaying in chairs, revenge sleep procrastination etc.

"yo why didn't you play fortnite with me recently bru"
"i lowkenuinely have a severe case of schoolchosis and im boutta freakity freak"

Schoolchosis by Blueruleus May 2, 2026

schooliosis 

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.

schooliosis by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

schooliosis 

A contagious disease, characterized by boredom and swelling of the homework glands. Normally suffered by people with lives.

Ted: Man, that geography test was killer.
Andrew: Yeah, tell me about it. My schooliosis was acting up too. That's whack.

schooliosis by Aaron-o May 28, 2006

schooliosis 

A medical condition in which your neck becomes inflammed as a result of too much studying (i.e. starring at text books and computer screens). The only known cure is excessive amounts of alcohol.

Tim- "I'm so glad I don't have to study for that o-chem test anymore. My neck is so sore from starring at my notes."

Bill-"Someone get this man a beer STAT! I think he's suffering from schooliosis."

schooliosis by johnathon TTT June 29, 2010

schooliosis 

when you have so much work in school that your backpack becomes very heavy and you walk with a hunchback even after you take it off.

junior #1: aw, man! we have to read all of war and peace by tomorrow?
junior #2: dude that book is huge, its going to totally give me schooliosis

schooliosis by lenalenalena November 19, 2007

schooliosis 

Twisting of the spine, backaches and leg pain caused by sitting at cramped desks at school or college for most of the day or night.

I couldn't get my homeworkness done because of schooliosis!

schooliosis by pentozali October 20, 2009

Schooliosis 

an anabnormal, lateral curvature of your life when you are juggling work, school, and/or a relationship.

One more hour to go today
Then 4 left till I come back
Tomorrow
And 3 of those
I'll sleep away
Leaves me no time to relax and enjoy
Such is the life of the schooliosis.
It's a never ending cycle of nothing
And it's killing me.

Schooliosis by Joey the Ransom Spider September 24, 2009