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Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose
You are a schoolaholic
Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

schoolationship 

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.
"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

Schoolaphobia 

The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*

Schoolag 

A prison that tries to disguise itself as a place of learning.
Guy 1: Wand to go hang out at the mall?
Guy 2: Sorry, I have to go to Schoolag.
Schoolag by O' Chungus September 21, 2022

schoolmax 

like looksmaxxing, schoolmaxxing is wanting to do the best you possibly can in school/changing your academics for the better
dude i can’t wait to start schoolmaxxing this fall
schoolmax by ian etienne August 28, 2023

Schoolaphobia 

A phobia of school..
I cant go to school! I have Schoolaphobia!!!
Schoolaphobia by QWERTY GURL February 14, 2021