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schoolmarm 

(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior

(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm
(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.

(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.
schoolmarm by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016

Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose
You are a schoolaholic
Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

Schoolyard Heroes 

Seattle-area band, consisting of Ryann Donnelly (lead vocals), Jonah Bergman (bass, vocals), Steve Bonnell (guitar), Brian Turner (drums).
Their first CD, "The Funeral Sciences" was put out in 2003.
Awesome band, not like everything else!
"You should really check out Schoolyard Heroes!"
Schoolyard Heroes by SoMeOne March 23, 2005

schoolationship 

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.
"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

Schoolyard Heroes 

Ryann. Jonah. Steve. Brian.

Oh yes they rock.

"I hate your fucking boyfriend"
I saw Schoolyard Heroes last night.
Schoolyard Heroes by Bill May 2, 2004

Schoolaphobia 

The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*