when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.
Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.