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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.
God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.
"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"
schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schnickerdoodle 

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!

schnockered 

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed
I be schnockered
schnockered by podlowe March 24, 2003

schnocker 

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)
That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.
schnocker by Jaimye April 2, 2007