Being scared of someones else's penis or a feeling of gratitude towards someone else's very soft couch.
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Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.
God, you were so schnockered last night!
I feel like getting schnockered.
I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).
I feel like getting schnockered.
I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).
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Get the schnockered mug.A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)
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