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schnitt

a devious clan with hair colors ranging from ginger-esque to dark brown afros. this cult enjoys bikeriding alongside the the spawn of jesus, just becuase they believe it will bring good fortune to their delicious feasts. there is nothing that can bring them down, for they are ridiculously epic and can revert back to any instinct for any situation. the most important member, sarah, can shapeshift, and is known to melt and go under doors in order to freak people out, since she is very skilled at this.
"those farnos and schnitts are gnarly ass individuals."

"i remember last week i called the schnitts the shits and they beat me up so hard that i looked like a bag of smashed assholes."
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Schnitt

To shit talk in a group while knitting. To knit in a group while gossiping and or drinking.
Those pants are beautiful, did you make them? Yes, I schnitt them myself. Oh wow, you schnitt your pants. That’s wonderful.

How was the schnitting circle last night? It was fun I got shitty drunk and schnitt my pants
by Miloramona March 31, 2019
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flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit
by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003
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gurgen schnitt

A German term used to describe the situation when someone severely injures themselves resulting in a deep gash or scratch.
Holy shit John! Are you okay, that looks like a gurgen schnitt
by Lamb Bikini Aventador March 30, 2022
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Schitty

When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
by wavyg July 16, 2014
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David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*
by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013
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Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.
by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012
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