Schnads

A portmanteau composed of nads (gonads) and shmee/shmeat (penis). Balls

I got kicked right in the schnads by Brad yesterday

by Spun Out Wook May 14, 2021

schnasty

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.

A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

schnade

a self-defence mechanism where an individual refers to a person as a homophobic slur after receiving an insult from the insulter

Insulter- “your mum smells”
schnader- “well you’re gay”

by MR WORLDWIDE June 27, 2021

ulrich schnauss

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.

A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"

by Polarix November 12, 2004

ulrich schnauss

- God of music
- Godlike music

A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss

by Mayro November 18, 2004

Schnapsterbate

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.

You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010

schnapschat

Embarrassing drunk texts or drunk selfies

Well, you know when you're drunk and you send the text that you never should send...or worst the picture...it can be also someone who took a picture of you when you're drunk and posted it.
That is a Schnapschat instant !

by Mongolak April 15, 2015