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Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".
(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!
Schmatorade by beancrock July 15, 2019
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schmadorado 

A place you go when you get high as the clouds, the air there is all marijuana smoke and the more you breath the higher you get. The only way to leave is eat food, listen to good music and chill.
Person 1: Bro, I went to schmadorado last night.
Person 2: Lit, you want to go again this weekend?
Person 3: Hell yeah.
schmadorado by TheSaiyanWithin November 6, 2017