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schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmuckaluck 

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.
schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,
ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

schmiegel 

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.
Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi
schmiegel by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015
Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"
"Schmeal will eat cake."
schmeal by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmuckaluvich 

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
schmuckaluvich by snappy2 March 31, 2008