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Schmuckly 

1. Derived from the yiddish word schmuck, meaning penis.
Schmuckly means something that is stupid or annoying.
Person: (beating on your house door)

You: (yelling from inside the house) HEY SCHMUCKLY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?

or

Person: What do you think of Paris Hilton trying to sing?

Person 2: Paris Hilton is one Schmuckly SOB, WE all know she cant sing.

Schmuckly by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007
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Glucker Schmuckly 

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.
Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.
schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
Luke, you're a schmuck!
Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
He's a royal schmuckbait.
schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

schmeckledorf 

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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