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schmuckler

1. describes a very overexited individual, usually with the ladies
2. very popular with the ladies, has lots of sex all the time, usually with more than one girl, very talented in bed
Man, I want that schmuckler to sex me up.
by Phil Keller December 6, 2006
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Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”
That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.
by JSize March 3, 2021
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Rim Schickler

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.
Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!
by Cowlo June 2, 2017
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Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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Schmeckle pop

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014
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schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019
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schmeckledorf

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
by dano magnum September 26, 2006
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