Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)
by NoMalware June 8, 2017
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something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"
God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!
by Timo1232 March 20, 2008
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The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick
That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock
by umbie March 22, 2004
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Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.
'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'
by Paidii May 26, 2012
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A word which can only be used by OGs to say that a song is clappin
This shit, that I've been listening to turns out to be a schmock.
by bloodsux2 October 29, 2020
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To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.
'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'
by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 26, 2012
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