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The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018
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A distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his asshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the asshole.
I was friends with this guy until I found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and I didn't even know until I bought him a box of macaroons
by Injectingmarijuanas December 26, 2015
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