Schmoyck 

A wet dump or poop

I took a huge schmoyck in the school bathroom.

Schmoyck by Herb1234 September 18, 2017

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Schmock

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.

look at this schmock

Schmock by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009

schmockabsorber 

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

schmockabsorber by Koos January 4, 2004

schmock and a pancake 

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

schmock and a pancake by dublevision February 21, 2004

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

Schmocking by NoMalware June 8, 2017

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

schmock by Timo1232 March 20, 2008