Schmonty 

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.

Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.

Schmonty by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010

schmoney 

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

schmoney by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

Schmont

Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.

Positive reference:

"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"

Negative reference:

"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"

As a name or nickname:

"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"

Schmont by jellin February 3, 2010

schmooty 

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

schmooty by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

Schminty 

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.

This toothpaste is schminty

Schminty by Azure September 8, 2004

Schminty 

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

Schminty by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018

Hit the schmoney bottle 

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

Hit the schmoney bottle by HotDick53 August 5, 2019