Schmonty

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.

Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.

by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010

schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

Schmont

Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.

Positive reference:

"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"

Negative reference:

"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"

As a name or nickname:

"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"

by jellin February 3, 2010

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

Schminty

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.

This toothpaste is schminty

by Azure September 8, 2004

Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018

Hit the schmoney bottle

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

by HotDick53 August 5, 2019