Schmonty

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.

Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.

Schmonty by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010

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schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

schmoney by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

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Schmonty • schmooty • Schminty • schmoney • Schmont • Schmonte Degniter • Schmorty • Hit the schmoney bottle

Schmont

Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.

Positive reference:

"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"

Negative reference:

"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"

As a name or nickname:

"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"

Schmont by jellin February 3, 2010

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schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

schmooty by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020