Schmont

Schmont is a multi-purpose word made up by a woman from South Bend, Indiana in 2004. It was originally used as a fun rhyme to the word "want" when ordering dinner, but then took on a life of its own. It can be used to reference something positively or negatively, depending on your mood. Some believe the word is actually derived from the stage name of a little known recording artist who's had multiple stints in rehab and exactly zero hit singles. Others regard it simply as a fun nickname to be used at random.

Positive reference:

"This burrito is schmont-tastic! I love it!"

Negative reference:

"Lenny is such a schmont-licker!"

As a name or nickname:

"Did you meet Schmont at Pete's patio last night for drinks?"

Schmont by jellin February 3, 2010

Schontchz 

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.

Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?

Schontchz by AirSwo February 18, 2009

schmon

An exclaimation employed by Michael Jackson in a number of his songs, most notably "Man in the Mirror". In actuality, the phrase likely to be Jacksonalization of "Come on".

"You gotta make a change! Schmon! (Make that change)"

schmon by redgyul September 22, 2004

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

Schmotter 

An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.

"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"

"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"

Schmotter by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

Schmondler 

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.

Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."

Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009