Schmorty

A video game character alias by the name of schmorty. A legendary being, a being so great so smart, Pretty much god like. No other beings can top SCHMORTY. Schmorty is top the of food chain.

Who is that over there, is it god? No it is Schmorty.

by Droido202 June 17, 2023

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

schmortz

LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.

I cant stand working with such a schmortz!

by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008

Schmort

Schmort - after one has had a few drinks asking for a very nice drop of port to finish the evening

Hi waiter - have you a couple of large glasses of schmort to round offf proceedings

by Steveo (Bubble boy) September 11, 2020

Schmonty

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.

Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.

by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010

shmorty

A Shorty That Smokes

Ryan: Know anyone who needs bud?

Liam: “Yea, this girls a shmorty”

by Youngbuckybandz June 13, 2022