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schmooty 

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.
Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.
schmooty by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020
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LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.
I cant stand working with such a schmortz!
schmortz by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008
Schmort - after one has had a few drinks asking for a very nice drop of port to finish the evening
Hi waiter - have you a couple of large glasses of schmort to round offf proceedings
Schmort by Steveo (Bubble boy) September 11, 2020

Schmonty 

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.
Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.
Schmonty by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010
Ryan: Know anyone who needs bud?

Liam: “Yea, this girls a shmorty”
shmorty by Youngbuckybandz June 13, 2022