Schmierdo 

1.A person who is off the weirdo charts. Usually tall beautiful light-skinned women from the little lost island country of Afro-Caribbea. It is believed that the heavy presence of succotash mutated there weirdo DNA to Super Weirdo and then to Schmierdo. 2.A Professional Weirdo

Aniesa please stop dancing in your chair, there is no music, you are such a schmierdo.

Schmierdo by Joe Schmoker October 27, 2008

Shmerdon 

A phrase used when something bad happens.

Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.

Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021

Nate Schierholtz 

a right fielder for the San Francisco Giants who works very hard and is incredibly awesome.
has ridiculous abs that are coveted by even his own teammates.
he throws out guys who think they have doubles with his Willie Mays-esque arm

Did you see that Nate Schierholtz clutch hit last night? He won us the game!

Eric Byrnes has a secret guy-crush on Nate Schierholtz

Nate Schierholtz by NateIsGreat June 22, 2011

schmendo 

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

schmendo by duckoff September 10, 2011

Schmieran 

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

Schmieran by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Shmerdo

A teenage person, usually american, who speaks and expresses him/herself in an uncomprehensible jibberish, impossible to be understood by others.

<Jim> Hey, did you understand Henry's oral presentation this morning?

<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!

Shmerdo by 7_BigDaddy_8 November 27, 2011

Schmierer 

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

Schmierer by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018