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Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma
That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

schmegma lips 

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick
Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!
schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005

Schmeggadiggazord

A term used to describe the length and pure girth of Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Massive Cock.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Dick is so big it looks like a Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.
Schmeggadiggazord by Gunshoes October 8, 2020

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush 

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life
"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"
schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010

Schmagma 

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up
Schmagma by Johner October 6, 2005