Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish
Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??
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Hink Squad

A team of scandalous criminals; my brothers in crime; my friends
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Phlamph

A PG word for “to have sex” Also known as fornicate
Hey babe! Do you want to go phlamph??
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Skanzo

A person who is scandalous, and/or hinky
The police the other night we’re being skanzo as hell when they pulled me over and planted that satchel on my person
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