VernacularVixen's definitions

Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Phlamph

A PG word for “to have sex” Also known as fornicate

Hey babe! Do you want to go phlamph??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Skanzo

A person who is scandalous, and/or hinky

The police the other night we’re being skanzo as hell when they pulled me over and planted that satchel on my person

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Hink Squad

A team of scandalous criminals; my brothers in crime; my friends

I am a part of the hink squad

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024