2 definitions by Schlerman

Schlurp

Schlurp is slang for the hit drink Schlerma

John: I left the Schlurp...

Jim: The fuck you mean you left the Schlurp?

by Schlerman June 25, 2022

Schlerma

Schlerma is the best drink you've never heard of.

John: Dude, have you tried the new Schlerma flavor?

Jim: Nah, lemme have a sip.

Jim: *sips*

Jim: Holy fuck dude, the guys at Schlerma did it again!

by Schlerman June 26, 2022